Thursday, June 25, 2009

Don't Cry Liza



As the morning slowly approaches Michael Jackson seems to be the only thing I can think about, except now, instead of being full of emotions I am full of questions-silly questions. For instance-
-where's janet
-who's gonna get the animals?
-will tmz begin to ferociously follow Blanket
-how's michael gonna look atop Biggie, Tupac & Left Eye on a hood mural
-will Elizabeth Taylor now come out of hiding
-how does Liza Minnelli look when she cries

And there are a few things I know for sure-

-michael jackson tshirts are bound to be the new fad
-there is sure to be a "Who Can Impersonate Michael the Best" at this Sunday's BET Awards
-someone will say something foul and have to apologize to the black community
-the crowd gathered at the funeral will be monumental
-coverage of the services will give us chills
-EVERYONE knows Michael Jackson

Dear Michael Jackson: Thank You.


Blogesphere, I am back and by now beating a dead horse to death with the unfortunate news of The Kings Passing. What do say when someone you thought was immortal passes so suddenly? After continuous coverage and even some unnecessary negative reflection spun by the media I have found the answer. You do nothing except reflect...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Vick's Girl

Ok, so forget that Vick left the jailhouse today with black curtains on all the windows of his black minivan, forget the fact that he won't be doing interviews and let go of the awkwardness that is sure to occur when he does community service for the Humane Society-all I wanna know is who is this fiance that they keep mentioning all over the news?! Last I heard, he had a not so public fallout with a woman who claimed he burned her with several STD's, every since then he has been dubbed Sexy "Look but don't don't touch" Quarterback. So who is the brave woman you ask?







Her name is Kijafa Frink and apparently they have 2 children together. Musta missed that one

Damn Dexter, what now?



Someone might as well give the King family a reality show because this mayhem must be documented. Everytime I look up Dexter King, bossman of the King Family estate, is up to no good. How is it possible to tarnish a legacy so rich and full of history? I was so excited to hear that critically acclaimed director Steven Spielberg was gonna make a feature film about the life of Dr. King, but that excitement only lasted 24 hrs because now he's stated that he will not move forward without the cooperation of the family. CNN reports:


Bernice King and Martin King said they knew nothing about the DreamWorks project. They said they embraced the idea of a film about their father but told CNN's "Larry King Live" they were concerned about the deal.

"I think Mr. Spielberg is a great producer and we look forward to hearing from him about the scope of this agreement," Bernice King said. "We know nothing about the scope of this agreement. We have no details to say whether or not this particular one is a good idea."

DreamWorks issued a statement Wednesday that suggested King family unity was essential for the movie to be made.

"The purpose of making a movie about the life of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is to tell a great story which could bridge distances and bring people together," the statement said. "We remain committed to pursuing a film chronicling Martin Luther King's life provided that there is unity in the family so we can make a film about unity in our nation."

DreamWorks executives appeared caught by surprise by the King family's infighting, although such squabbles are not new -- Martin King and Bernice King filed a lawsuit against Dexter King last year over publication of their mother's recently discovered love letters.

Martin King and Bernice King have complained in court filings that Dexter King has acted independently for years on estate business matters, refusing to call a family meeting.




I haven't any reason to believe that Steven Spielberg, in all his genius, will not handle this biopic film with care, so here's hoping the family can come together and continue to be an example of dignity to the rest of the world.

Dick, dick, dick...


If I remember correctly, we as a country joked about how Dick Cheyney stayed behind the scenes during his term as Vice Presdident-he was seen more as the puppeteer who kept his hand up Bush's backside, pushing out poopoo that they referred to as truth. Now all of a sudden Cheyney has realized he no longer needs to stay behind the scenes and he's perfectly capable of pushing poopoo out him self. Only problem, he won't stop. Therefore I am adding him to my Stuff It list only this time with a song bought to you by the New Jersey Industrial Union Council Solidarity Singers Take it away guys!


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

For the Love of Frankie



For some time now, Keyshia Cole has not been the star of BET's The Way it Is. Almost from the beginning sister Neffe and mother Frankie have stolen the spotlight, now it seems as though she wants it back as she threatens to pull the plug on her the ladies imminent, Frankie and Neffe show. C'mon Keesh-while I understand that your family may be a tad unpredictable at times, we love them and need more of this...



and this...



can't for get this...




WAIT! What what about Elite and Dawanna Cole?



...so Keyshia please reconsider before VHI offers Momma a boatload of cash for "For the Love of Frankie", which I probably couldn't stomach...(but would watch).


Pickle Perfect




Since celebrity babies are all the rage now, shouldn't they raffle off celebrity playdates...for charity?